I’m getting a new fish but I need help naming it! My last fish, Penelope Disick, has left too big of a legacy for some regular-ass basic bitch pet name. I’m considering Prince George but I don’t wanna get stuck down the path of celebrity babies. Help me, cool kids!
—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”